(Source: oomshi, via one-of-those-kids)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via chaz-brono)

(Source: spaghetti-star-lord, via joshpeck)

(Source: de4thstarr, via laugh-addict)

thatsonofamitch:


Sign me the fuck up

thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up

(via the-serpent-under-the-flower)

apostlemage:


pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via phantomofthebookstore)

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

(via bookvvorm)

lottietoilet:

hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

I need that shirt

(via phantomofthebookstore)

eldermaslow:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

image

NO THEY DIDN’T IT’S RIGHT HERE REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

(via jumpingjaverts)

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

(via nighthooker)

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

(via grawly)

(Source: insidemycar, via sincerely-logan)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via wastiptapping)