curseworm:

mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti:

auckie:

ok wig but i trust him

more people need 2 advertise their services like this howm i supposed to trust a surgeon if theyre not passionate enough to scream on camera about their competency

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deejay:

Wait for it..

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darkwingsnark:

spacemate02:

weavemama:

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

As per tradition, sending along a poem I made up on the spot that will relate to the hospital youths

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rashemibabe:

ninjamelissajulien:

medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated:

medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated:

LÖÖPS CAT IS STILL ALIVE

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LONG LIVE LÖÖPS!!!!

Who lies about something like that lol

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flanneldragon:

trickytwitch:

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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suicidalmuffinst0rm:

ringoroadagain:

arobotmadeforjerkinu:

ringoroadagain:

outfit idea

This

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over this

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so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

WH

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cigarettesandguitarstrings:

Thid is how i imagine daddy waddies asking a little if they want their yummy cummies for their tummy wummies

xelamanrique318:

xelamanrique318:

the guardian wrote an article shaming sia for “exploiting maddie ziegler” and honestly… we’re not doing this ok. we’re not gonna do this to a woman who writes and gives us nothing but bops and bangers

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y0urbestie:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

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its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

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there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

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oh my Godddd five in 17 days

like to charge reblog to cast

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y0urbestie:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

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there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

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oh my Godddd five in 17 days

like to charge reblog to cast

(via celebrity-pharmacist)